I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
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So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
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Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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