i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
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when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
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The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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