So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
50% drunk capacity currently
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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