i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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