I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
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I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
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i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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