i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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