i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
There r osticjed everywhere
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
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Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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