I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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