I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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