You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
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