I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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