At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
tell me about the fingering
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