Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
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He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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