It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
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She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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