That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I need help removing her.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
We left an ass print on the piano.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I have fence marks all over my body
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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