so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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