I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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