I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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