none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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