Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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