Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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