That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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