I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
there is glitter all over my balls
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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