everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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