O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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