... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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