question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
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you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
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Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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