he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
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he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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