Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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