so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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