How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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