This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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