nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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