Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
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And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
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drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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