Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
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Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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