he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I still have a little drunk in my system
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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