? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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