fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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