Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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