I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
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You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
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I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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