i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
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It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
i think my cat just said my name.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.