i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.