Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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