just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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