i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
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I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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