me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
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guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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