I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
It's official drugs can't kill me
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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