gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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