I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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