If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
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