Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
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I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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