It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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