Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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