Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
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His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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