1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
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I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
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despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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