Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
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I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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