god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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