I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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