Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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