i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
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I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
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And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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