we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
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Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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