No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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