once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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